asleepylioness:


J. and the General.
The true story of a college professor and a United Nations general, who met through Craigslist for anonymous sex, and ended up falling in love. I am so happy to know them.

This picture is perfection. The only possible thing that could make it better? Your caption. So hot. Thank you.

asleepylioness:

J. and the General.

The true story of a college professor and a United Nations general, who met through Craigslist for anonymous sex, and ended up falling in love. I am so happy to know them.

This picture is perfection. The only possible thing that could make it better? Your caption. So hot. Thank you.

(via wilie)

dajo42:

whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

(via selfdestructionjunkie)

srsfunny:

Wouldn’t Want To Jaywalkhttp://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

srsfunny:

Wouldn’t Want To Jaywalk
http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

(via ballsohard15)

When people treat you like they don’t care, believe them.

— Oprah (via lopmon)

(via ontologicalmind)

ppeanutttt:

lets blaze, have sex and then smoke some more.

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Playing cubs, again! by (Tambako the Jaguar)

Playing cubs, again! by (Tambako the Jaguar)

(via r2--d2)

peace-love-hippieness:





I took a photo every 2 minutes over the span of about 2 hours at a 20 second exposure and animated it all together! This 2 second loop was the result! 
Craters of the Moon National Monument, Idaho

HOLY FUCK

holy fuck you can actually see how the earth turns by paying attention to the stars

this fucks me the fuck up

Feel this

peace-love-hippieness:

I took a photo every 2 minutes over the span of about 2 hours at a 20 second exposure and animated it all together! This 2 second loop was the result! 

Craters of the Moon National Monument, Idaho

HOLY FUCK

holy fuck you can actually see how the earth turns by paying attention to the stars

this fucks me the fuck up

Feel this

(via hippyearthchild)

bbwstuff69:

asskrazy:A S S K R A Z Y he’s been edging that ripe cock all day, and ready to shoot

bbwstuff69:

asskrazy:

A S S K R A Z Y

he’s been edging that ripe cock all day, and ready to shoot

(via trois-petits-oiseaux)

omega2669:

Deputy who killed former Napster COO after drifting into the bike lane while distracted by his laptop will NOT face charges because he was answering a work-related email

All in the line of duty. If a cop who is using his laptop and isn’t paying attention to the road runs you over and kills you he won’t face charges. Just let that sink in. I wonder what would happen to me if I was responding to a work related email on my phone while driving and ran over and killed a cop… hmm…

omega2669:

Deputy who killed former Napster COO after drifting into the bike lane while distracted by his laptop will NOT face charges because he was answering a work-related email

All in the line of duty. If a cop who is using his laptop and isn’t paying attention to the road runs you over and kills you he won’t face charges. Just let that sink in. I wonder what would happen to me if I was responding to a work related email on my phone while driving and ran over and killed a cop… hmm…

(via ancap-curt)

*likes the porn gif u reblogged to let u know i am down*